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迪恩，邓肯和DJ比特鲁特是三个来自格拉斯哥的青少年朋友，他们一起开始一次塑造性格的野营之旅-被称为“爱丁堡公爵奖”的此活动基于真实生活，其中觅食，团队合作和定向越野是每天的日程。渴望在苏格兰高地放风抽...

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　　年逾古稀、业已退休的戏剧演员莫里斯（Peter O'Toole 彼得•奥图尔 饰）和伊恩（Leslie Phillips莱斯利•菲利普斯 饰）是一对居住在伦敦的好朋友，闲赋在家中的他们生活平淡，偶尔去唐纳德（理查德•格利菲斯 饰）开的咖啡馆喝上一杯，追忆一下往昔的美好时光。
　　他们平静的生活被一个女孩的到来打破。伊恩侄女的女儿杰茜（Jodie Whittaker 朱迪•惠特克 饰）从英国北部来到伦敦寻找工作，暂住在伊恩的公寓中。杰茜并不适应伦敦的生活，伊恩也对这个侄孙女头疼不已。关键时刻莫里斯为老朋友解了围，他带着杰茜游览伦敦，帮她寻找工作，并深深迷上这个敏感害羞的少女……
　　本片荣获2006英国独立电影奖最佳男配角奖（Leslie Phillips）。

　　虚构的世界Royston Vasey面临末日，唯一能阻止灾难的方法是奇怪的居民（恶梦般的角色）找到通往真实世界的途径并迎战他们的创造者。而从如今的伦敦索霍区到虚构的17世纪英国，居民们必须克服一系列奇怪的障碍，安全地返回心爱的村庄。这部古怪的喜剧片翻拍自非常成功，倍受观众喜爱的BBC连续剧。

　　迈克尔（斯蒂芬·罗伯特森 Steven Robertson 饰）在很小的时候就因为患上了小儿麻痹症而全身瘫痪，生活不能自己的他居住在专门收容残障人士的康复中心里，虽然生活起居都有人照顾，但没有人能够理解迈克尔抽象的语言，迈克尔一直生活在孤独之中。
　　一天，一位名叫罗伊（詹姆斯·麦卡沃伊 James McAvoy 饰）的病友走进了迈克尔的生活，罗伊同样也是全身瘫痪，仅有右手可以活动。然而，和其他的病人不同，罗伊思维敏捷，开朗乐观，更神奇的是，他似乎可以理解迈克尔想要表达的语言。罗伊的出现给迈克尔灰暗的生活带来了一丝色彩，让他重新对人生产生了希望。

　　村民们要参加一年一度的蔬菜大赛啦，他们培育出来的蔬菜超级棒，不料却招来了害虫——野兔的骚扰。野兔身材高大，神出鬼没，村民们一筹莫展，唯有请来捉兔专家华理士。当然，华理士的爱狗勒密特也在捉兔队伍之列。华理士和勒密特设计出各色各样的捉兔工具，村民以为大可放心时，华理士却犯了一个严重的错误：他竟然错误操作机器，让自己和野兔的思想发生对调，闹剧更加轰轰烈烈。互换了身份的华理士和野兔，如何让自己回到原来的世界，而野兔就注定要被除掉吗？

　　“超杀女”科洛·莫瑞兹饰演的少女凯拉刚刚入职豪华大酒店，就碰上了叫人头疼的难题——杰瑞竟然想在酒店里定居，令酒店最近承接的世纪婚礼岌岌可危。于是，汤姆被凯拉雇佣成为酒店员工，目的是赶走杰瑞，这对欢喜冤家就此展开了一场你追我赶的爆笑喜剧。

　　This film, very much of its time shows London in the early 1970's. Of course now a different world. Note the old fashion Underground ticket machines, and the Black and White Telly in the flat. The location looks very much like Churchill Gardens, Pimlico, with Battersea Power Station in the background. And, plenty of smoking going on, in pubs, and on the tube. The film is strangely sexy in its own way, with the young girl playing along with the much older man, its really a sexual fantasy come true. It is another one of those British low budget film where the low budget adds to rather that take away value. Watch for fun, which is what it is.

　　Much Ado About Nothing contrasts the happiness of lovers Claudio and Hero, and the cynicism of sparring partners Beatrice and Benedick, who are united in their scorn for love.

　　虽然从小就生活在曼斯菲尔德庄园中，但这里的一切却无法让范妮（弗兰西丝·奥康纳 Frances O'Connor 饰）感到一丝亲切。寄人篱下的身份让年幼的她饱尝了人情的冷暖，好在有善良的埃德蒙德（约翰·李·米勒 Jonny Lee Miller 饰）的关心和陪伴，范妮才得以保留心中那一块小小的净土。才华横溢的范妮喜欢通过文字来记录内心的所想所感，成为一名作家是她最大的梦想。
　　亨利（亚历桑德罗·尼沃拉 Alessandro Nivola 饰）和玛丽（艾伯丝·戴维兹 Embeth Davidtz 饰）的到来打破了庄园中的宁静生活，伦敦的经历让兄妹两习惯于热情而奔放的表达感情，这一切在曼斯菲尔德庄园中实属罕见。很快的，埃德蒙德的注意力便被漂亮的玛丽吸引了，同时，亨利似乎也对范妮十分中意，面对人生中这突如其来的变化，范妮不知该何去何从。

　　深夜，邻家小狗威灵顿死在草坪上。我心疼地抱着它，却被主人误以为是凶手。我决定侦破这起谋杀案，并把探案的过程写成一本书……

　　十位导演拍摄的十部短片，每一段基于一部歌剧的一首咏叹调。详细目录如下：
　　
　　Robert Altman   (segment "Les Boréades")
　　Bruce Beresford   (segment "Die tote Stadt")
　　Bill Bryden   (segment "I pagliacci")
　　Jean-Luc Godard   (segment "Armide")
　　Derek Jarman   (segment "Depuis le jour")
　　Franc Roddam   (segment "Liebestod")
　　Nicolas Roeg   (segment "Un ballo in maschera")
　　Ken Russell   (segment "Nessun dorma")
　　Charles Sturridge   (segment "La virgine degli angeli")
　　Julien Temple   (segment "Rigoletto")

　　大胡子莫里斯（蒂莫西•斯波 Timothy Spall  ....Maurice Purley 饰）是一个出色的摄影师。他的妻子莫妮卡劝他为当清洁工的侄女罗克珊举办一个派对，庆祝她的21岁的生日，因为罗克珊的母亲辛西娅（布伦达•布莱西恩 Brenda Blethyn 饰）手头没什么钱。所以，弟弟莫里斯愿意为姐姐出点力。
　　在筹备生日宴会的过程中，辛西娅突然接到了一个神秘的黑人女子霍顿斯（玛丽安•吉恩•巴普迪斯特 Marianne Jean-Baptiste  饰）的电话，经过攀谈，她得知霍顿斯是生活在伦敦的黑人配镜师，并且母亲刚刚去世。两人见面后，霍顿斯跟辛西娅讲述自己的身世，这个隐私直接影响到了罗克珊的生日派对……
　　本片获得第49届戛纳电影节最佳影片金棕榈大奖，布伦达•布莱西恩获最佳女演员奖。

　　本片是一部将伟大的摇滚乐队披头士的音乐和波普视觉艺术完美结合而成的二维插画风格的动画片，整部片子中共穿插了披头士的15首经典歌曲。影片讲述了披头士成员保罗·麦卡特尼在半梦半醒之间来到花椒国，这是一个讨厌音乐的地方，正遭遇蓝色恶魔的侵略，老船长弗莱德召集披头士成员一同乘坐黄色潜水艇共同保卫花椒国。
　　披头士音乐贯穿整个影片中：影片开头用George Martin（乔治·马丁，披头士音乐制作人）的弦乐描述祥和的花椒国，接着由Ringo Starr (林格·斯塔尔，披头士鼓手)演唱的“黄色潜水艇”(Yellow Submarine)则象征着花椒人民的朝气蓬勃。然而好景不长，坏蛋蓝心恶魔开始破坏花椒国的快乐与宁静，老船长征召披头士成员“一起来吧”(Come Together)，联手抗击蓝心恶魔，披头士成员装扮成花椒军士在“帕伯军士孤独之心俱乐部乐队”(Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band)的音乐中击溃了敌人，维护了他们的信念——“你需要的就是爱”（All You Need Is Love），拯救了花椒国。

　　A crew of hardy road workers, led by a bickering Father and Son, must survive the night when they accidentally awaken an ancient Irish vampire.

　　Gabrielle is writing an illustrated guide book on sex called 'How To Do It.' At a book signing she meets Saul, an established male writer who is straight. She both loves and hates his work which has seeped into her secular Jewish life from childhood. The more Gabrielle tells him about her book the more he wants to know about her life; the relationship with her younger girlfriend Olivia and her determination to "stop using my penis in sex". As her book takes form, is Saul jealous or desirous? Their friendship is tested as is Gabrielle's relationship with Olivia. The film muses on how we write, how we draw. And the nature of "story" and what it makes us do.

　　Determined to gatecrash her ex-lover's funeral on glamorous French hideaway Ile-de-Re, former Hollywood siren Helen (Joan Collins) escapes her London retirement home with the help of Priscilla (Pauline Collins), a repressed English housewife stuck in a bad marriage. Pooling their limited resources, they hit the road together by coach, ferry, car and foot in a race to get to the funeral on time, becoming entangled in a love triangle with a reclusive French millionaire (Franco Nero) along the way. On this unforgettable journey, they find true friendship in one another - and have the time of their lives.

　　An astronaut and his android double travel back to the time of King Arthur.

　　Peter Plunkett's Irish castle, turned hotel is about to be repossessed, he decides ghosts would attract more Tourists. The trouble begins when a bus load of American tourists arrive. Among them, the daughter of the man who holds the mortgage and a paranormal psychologist and his family. When the real ghosts of castle get angry and decide to take a hand in things will they all survive Halloween?

　　Based on the Stephen Potter "One Upmanship" and "Lifemanship" books, Henry Palfrey tries hard to impress but always loses out to the rotter Delauney. Then he discovers the Lifeman college run by "Professor" Potter and discovers the secrets of success. But has he the courage to put all his lessons into effect ?

　　关于宗教的故事——失业的天主教徒唱着“每颗精子都是神圣的”，把一屋四五十个孩子送去做医学实验，因为再也负担不起他们，而对门的新教夫妇一面幸灾乐祸，一面感叹自己“只性交两次，有两个孩子”；关于性的故事——教授在课堂上向学生讲解“性”是什么，但是学生总不得要领，无奈之下，教授把自己太太拉过来当堂向学生示范；关于死亡的故事——死神来到一个农舍，声言要带走所有人，但这里聚集了许多美国朋友，不但毫不在意，还热情地邀请他喝酒聊天，让死神忍无可忍……人生七部曲，七个沉重的话题却放入足够荒诞的故事，嬉笑怒骂讽刺世间百态。

　　When Pete and Omar lose their beloved Gran they go in search of Omar's estranged father, confronting him on the day of his daughters engagement party.

　　Trevor is 'between jobs'. He spends his days avoiding his nagging heifer of a wife by hiding out in his allotment shed and painting figurines for his wargames with his agoraphobic friend, Graham, and dreaming of his heroic alter-ego, the battle mage Casimir the Destroyer. When Mr Parsons, one of the other allotment tenants, petitions to have Trevor removed from his disgrace of a plot (he's not there to grow stuff!) an argument ensues that leaves Trevor with a corpse to hide. Unfortunately, this untimely accident coincides with the zombie apocalypse and Mr Parsons' return is just the beginnings of Trevor's problems. More pressing is whether or not he should try and save his wife and her beautiful best friend, who both he and Graham have a thing for.